Author Archives: mfamina

Animal Soup

Whenever I look at one of these I think “you see that? You put your weed in there” though apparently these are for soup not weed. Though the real question is what would be put in them? Would the duck one only have soup with duck in it? Then what about the eel? And ifContinue reading “Animal Soup”

Creepy Children

Alright, I think we all can agree these children look possessed. Like who decided “I’m going to make these children look like they are possessed?” They were probably fired after that. And that’s not all. They are also in a boarded up staircase with a mirror above it. So you just look down and theContinue reading “Creepy Children”

Isabella and the Pot of Basil

So this picture is supposed to be a woman whose boyfriend was killed by her brothers because they didn’t like that she was dating him. So she put her boyfriend’s head in a vase with basil in it. Okay, I know all people grieve differently, but why put a whole head in a pot ofContinue reading “Isabella and the Pot of Basil”

Lime Green Icicle Tower

This thing is so big that it has to be attached to the ceiling so it doesn’t fall over. I bet if you were to grab on to one of the icicle things and pulled it would make the the whole thing shake. DON’T TRY THAT! I’m pretty sure that if one of my catsContinue reading “Lime Green Icicle Tower”

Musicians

These people look like they don’t know how to play instruments. The one on the left side looks like he has the horn in his mouth, the one in the middle looks like he is playing a clarinet like a flute, and the one on the right looks like he is playing a bent leadContinue reading “Musicians”

Nydia, the Blind Girl of Pompeii

My big sister likes to copy the pose of this statue. The statue is of a character in a book. The book is called The Last Days of Pompeii by Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton. He wrote it in 1834. Nydia saved people from death after the volcano erupted because she could get around the city evenContinue reading “Nydia, the Blind Girl of Pompeii”

Renaissance Babies

Okay, let’s just get right to the point: Renaissance babies are ugly. Okay, there were a few exceptions, but for the most part Renaissance babies were very ugly especially when it came to painting baby Jesus. Why did they look so ugly? That I have no clue because before the Renaissance and after the RenaissanceContinue reading “Renaissance Babies”

Frances Tileston Breese

The picture is very dark except for the parrot. 🦜 The reason that the parrot is bright is because when the kid was posing for the picture the child was getting fidgety, so to keep the child from fidgeting the artist drew a parrot 🦜 in the picture. My thoughts on the picture is thatContinue reading “Frances Tileston Breese”

Devout Men Taking the Body of Saint Stephen

If you can’t tell by the picture the person that the people are carrying is dead, (oof). He was stoned (people throw rocks at him until he died). To me he looks like that one dramatic person in movies/TV shows because he looks like that one character who fainted all the time. The painting itselfContinue reading “Devout Men Taking the Body of Saint Stephen”